“Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they?They’re all in favor of the unborn.They will do anything for the unborn.But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessedwith the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing.If you’re preborn, you’re fine;if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach military age. Then they think you’re just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life…These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it?They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.”
— George Carlin (via n0g0d)
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
"british/french/scottish/australian/irish accents are so sexy omg"
*accents from south american languages, asian languages, african languages relentlessly mocked*
Hey, we mock the tea drinkers too
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